cant wait to play some XORBL

little-spooka:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

trisprior-divergent:

ukulelewalrus:

-Some people like hot dogs

-Some people like hamburgers

-Some people get both (Bisexuals)

-Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)

-Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)

-Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)

-Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)

perf

tutur3z1:

davejade:

dingoinnuendo:

jingle bells bat person cries bird egg car lost wheel joker katy perry

This is perfect

shorm:

khaleesi:

arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

he literally never saw a woman naked, he used young men as his models for women and just slapped some breasts on them

the more you know

I just about lost it at “dented oranges” oh my god

deck-the-halls-with-dominos:

i cant stop laughing cause espeon and umbreon are all majestic and psychicing shit up but fuckin vaporeon comes along and its like BLARGARGLAGRGAARLRARLURAH

aw man i have to pick between steven universe and wander over yonder

its like picking children

kiss-my-vantass:

insanityconcerto:

the-lord-of-blood:

gh057-m17un4:

captain-raviolevi:

what is this even

i get it. I like screamed through the house “I GET IT”

No seriously, I am horrible at these things, what does it mean.

I UNDERSTAND

ARE YOU KIDDING

slenclerman:

mom: are you playing virtual dress up games in the middle of the night

me: 

takallamagotcheees are virtual pets p much and all of mine DIED