what even was this show
Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half
WAT
mercury is the best
omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???
You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee.
The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.
You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.
Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.
It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.reblogging for the pee frisbee
pee frisbee omg
PISS FRISBE
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
Cause I got ‘em~ They’re 3 weeks old and cute as buttons~
The mam’s name is Lolli, and she’s a super tiny cat. We don’t know the daddy cat but I’m hoping he’s fluffy.
This is the only one we’ve named…we proudly call him The Ugly One…and he’s cute as shit~
…
if u dont have x or y clap ur hands
if u dont have x or y clap ur hands
if ur really fucking broke and have 0 dollars
if u dont have x and y clap ur hands
imagine-how-is-touch-the-skaia:
Democracy
Take a shot for every nonhomestuck blog that reblogs this.
And there goes the last of my Eristoff…
oh my dear confused nonhomestucks
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