sO IM TRYING TO MAKE AKINATOR GUESS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RIGHT???? AND
OKAY BRO GOIN GOOD SO FAR
YEP THATS RIGHT
oH SHIT I THINK HES GOT ME
AKINATOR WTF WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT I BELIEVED IN YOUR ASS I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART BUT NO YEAH BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WHOSE BEEN DEAD OVER 100 YEARS TOTALLY COSPLAYED HOMESTUCK MAN BENJAMIN KARKAT
but what if
headcanon accepted
you can tell which pets are from when i was like 9 and i tried to give them cool names and now when i just give them really goofy names
also i dont take good care of these assholes sue me
misogyny and abortion were already taken names
When this happened I’d like to think that Wander was still upset about Hater exploiting his need to help in the last episode. So when Hater asks for help Wander’s just internally like
What’s that? You need my help?
Well ain’t that some shit Hater.
Ain’t that some shit.
4th Grade Science Quiz
- are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
- were you there? yea
- did u see the dinos? yea
- was it sick as hell? oh yea
shipping wars
hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship
you were saying
oh no
oh yes
now where’s the fanfic?
FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.
“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.
“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss.
“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’
“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.
Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…
his package
JFC tumblr, for a second I thought I couldn’t love you anymore, then you pull something like this.
