netbug009:

here have a wander and sylvia outside a window in your dashboard chatting and being cute

i hate my cat omg

she likes to look out of the window a lot so im like alright

i hear this squeaking noise that im not sure what it is so i get really scared because i see my curtain and blinds and pulled a little to the side and i think theres a peeper looking at me so i look down and my cat is fuckin looking out my window with everything pulled to the side and shes scraping it with her claws

nyooom:

thepatronsaintoflostcauses:

you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski

IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT

jerryspringers:

I ALMOST DIED BTW

watchtheskytonight:

totallyfubar:

Sky is wrong. Moss is wrong. Mint isn’t pale enough. Chlorophyll is much much brighter and more saturated than that. Avocado is wrong. Lime is wrong. Gold is horribly wrong. Salmon is wrong. Baby is wrong. Your pink is really more of a fuchsia. Blue orchids are two colors, neither of which are what’s listed here. Grape is darker than eggplant. Wine is darker than that. Cherries are darker than that. Cinnamon is brown. 

You pretty much skipped over most blues, pinks, oranges, and reds.

I am a male artist, don’t fuck with me and colors.

The men of tumblr are the most badass people I’ve ever met

i finished wander today besides his little hairs ill get some yarn tomorroww

perchboo:

ebanji:

boys with pretty eyelashes

ogscarynun:

raiseyoglassbaby:

Does anyone remember Club Libby Lu?

This place was like the best place ever when we were 9. Here is why:

1.  Disney Soundtracks played all the time, especially High School Musical and Hannah Montana.
2. The horrible hair! I mean seriously the hair do’s were so horrible! It look liked we stepped out a bad 90’s music video.
3. We got to wear slutty clothes and our parents thought it was cute. I mean did anyone see the Popstar outfits? It was a crop top in most places ( i think some people complained and got it turned into a pink tshirt instead) but the head mic was so cool! 
4. The nails! I loved the nails. I always got mine silver glitter.But that stuff was a nightmare for my mom to take off.
5. They probably went out of business because of the amount of bobby pins they used. I always came home with 80 in my head and it took forever to get them all out.
6. Potion’s! (glittery perfumes or mixing your own lotion that smelled so nasty.) I still have mine btw ;)
7. The nicest workers.
8. The embarrassing photos you now have from it.
9. The dance they made you do. I mean made you. Like they wouldn’t let you leave until you done it with the group.
10. It got Conservatives and Feminist united in hatred for it. 

I MISS THIS PLACE LIKE THEY HAD A FUCKING FAIRY TO THROW GLITTER ON YOU BEFORE YOU WALK IN OMGF