my mabel wig was said to arrive by october 2nd or something nonono no

i need it before that

do wigs come faster than what they say

armins-tears:

it seemed like the seemed like the smoking pot creature wasn’t coming back

Haha tricked you oh fuck whats in my mouth

bitter-and-blonde:

cool sexting tips

Most to Least Likely to Break Into Song During a Casual Conversation

itsazodiacthing:

Pisces

Cancer

Aquarius

Sagittarius

Libra

Gemini

Capricorn

Scorpio

Taurus

Leo

Virgo

Aries

kankristhrobbingprivilege:

realizing you’ve been pronouncing a word incorrectly the entire time

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crown-majesta:

uffie:

0102aa:

What a dirty monster

what the hell

pure genius

kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

yeah

yeah