i tried to do like a lucky cat makeup thing without paint because it gone

but like

look at the little wispy piece of wig om fg

did she get a haircut

vvankster:

vvankster:

vvankster:

vvankster:

a tiny bird flew in through my window today but i was too tired to shoo it out or anything so i just lied on my bed and the tiny bird just carried on with its tiny bird things

i really miss the tiny bird now. where are you tiny bird

TINY BIRD DROPPED BY AGAIN

TINY BIRD WHAT U DOIN IN MY KITCHEN??

SHIT

if u touch laikas tum she squeaks like when you poke a frogs belly and they go like CHIRRRP

bakerstreetbat:

wana-macabre:

evil-teddy-assman:

sourgoat:

incicurable:

ayershole:

This sums it all up.

YOU MONSTERS

hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container.

laughing so hard because natural selection

sofalcondone:

facebook is outta control

night0wl:

he knows wassup

tetheredtay:

I can never look at my biology textbook without laughing because of this fuckin praying mantis

he’s like SUP BITCHES LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE

thekumazone:

icewolfz:

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you see, girls have the power to breath giant spiders, another reason i dont trust them