code red i cant find my box of pones this is terrible

andthenewt:

pocketcucco:

okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday

a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these

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and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground

well

turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass

omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts

tavbro:

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • ½ Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • ½ Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

ohh my goodness i just made it and it’s actually really good

skool

skool

youhavernail:
“ Can we please just take a moment to recognise the poor people that need help purely because they are 11 years old.
”

youhavernail:

Can we please just take a moment to recognise the poor people that need help purely because they are 11 years old.

amporeon:

Amporeon’s 4000th follower give away!~

What I found out from doing my last give away is that give away’s can be a lot of fun so I decided to do another one.

What you can win:

-Any pair of circle lenses from Pinky Paradise

-Diamond Lash Series No.3 “Angel Eyes” false lashes

-Any wig from Arda wigs

-Dolly Wink black liquid eye liner

Rules:

-Likes and reblogs both count

-Reblog as much as you’d like 

-Try not to spam followers

-You don’t have to be following me but followers get extra goodies

-I don’t care about give away blogs so go for it if you have one

-Have fun and good luck :D

Important Info:

- I do ship internationally

-Followers get an extra pair of circle lenses and another wig from Arda wigs

-There will only be one winner

-Winner gets all of the prizes above

-Give away ends November 16th(you’ve got lots of time u w u)

recordsandcigarettes:
“ 1-indsey:
“ “ The only known video footage of Anne Frank
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I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this.
If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.
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Can’t we hit 1,000,000...

recordsandcigarettes:

1-indsey:

The only known video footage of Anne Frank

I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. 

If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

izurusenpai:
“ why is there a naked phineas doll on my bathroom floor
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izurusenpai:

why is there a naked phineas doll on my bathroom floor

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s325diana:

brilishmelllo:

s325diana:

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