sofiaauditores:

hot things to say during sex

• the liberation of roma has begun
• die templar scum
• *reaper noise*
• now youre going to experience the wrath of a god!
• dont you recognize me? its-a me maRIO
• diddly doddly dang
• i should go
• can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations
• *super mario voice* wohOOO
• get back in the animus mr miles
• where is charles lee

opod:

“The cable modem stopped flashing” pick your url now honey, you’ve found your spiritual home

lacarpa:

Pop Surrealism and Comic Artist

Camilla d’Errico

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

jimfaindel:

houksan:

derpjenderp:

marintan:

derpjenderp:

LIKE MAH STATUS IF YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK

like my status if you like PENIS

LIKE MAH STATUS IF YOU LIKE

 

VAGINA.

:o)

My blog needs this desperately.

 Am I allowed to like ALL the statuses?

turtwink:

chunk has been blogging for me the entire time

ive been in school for 2 weeks

jvvuu:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

truthandglory:

No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”

i love that’s its mostly teenage boys and dads saying bye back its so cute

THIS IS THE CUTEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN. THE FEELS

khl0ekardashian:

greekgogurt:

thanks mom

*calls child protective services*

voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam.