billcosplay:
“ i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
”

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

chilidogking:
“ yet another unrealistic expectation for men
”

chilidogking:

yet another unrealistic expectation for men

sleepwalking-moose:
“ gay-undertones:
“ gay-undertones:
“ So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
ONE...

sleepwalking-moose:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

You’re my favorite person in the world marry me

cheese3d:

papabrostrider:

thisworldendswithme:

tinkerlu:

showmethegoat:

vriskaserkettt:

the-art-of-ascending:

gingersolidarity:

tinkerlu:

my fake nepeta voice is the weirdest shit. there is literally no explanation for this video and it’s really bad. Don’t watch it. I don’t know what I was thinking. gomen

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE OHMYGOD.

SEND HELP

i’vE ENVER LAUGHEDF SO HARD OMGG

What in fuck’s sake!?

i’m not trying to complain here but if there’s ever a thing i didn’t want to get over 50 notes it’s this thing. this. fucking. thing. i

still the best thing in existence

im fuCkin crying here

OH MY   G GOD LU

“ i hope everyone is ready for some FOOBAW
”

i hope everyone is ready for some FOOBAW

sweet questions (ღ˘ᴥ˘ღ✿)
cake: favorite food
ice cream: a lie that ive told
crepe: describe the person i like
coffee: most embarrassing moment
milkshake: top 3 favorite movies
parfait: idea of a perfect date
mochi: 1 thing that makes me happy
chocolate: someone i wish i could be
pancake: favorite stores
bubble tea: 3 words to describe my personality
donut: the worst thing someone's told me
roll cake: weirdest thing someone's told me
peach tea: (anything you want to ask)

WHAT THE FUCK