wow fuck you too iaza or EZIMBA
bullshit i cant even make gifs anymore im so angry at this stupid fucking website whyd they change it they just ruined it
amporeon’s 400th follower (homestuck basic needs)give away!~<3
Prizes:
-2 pairs of gray tights
-nailene false nails for troll hands(if using a pair of tights to create “gray" skin on hands)
-2lb bucket of model magic
-one color of your choice of Ben Nye
-one troll t-shirt of your choice
-one pair of troll horns of your choice
-black lipstick
-yellow Sally Hansen quick dry
-a dirty blonde wig
-a pair of circle lenses of your choice(only if following)Rules:
-likes and reblogs both count
-you can reblog multiple times a day but just don’t spam your followers
-make sure ask is open so I can inform you if you’ve won
-you don’t have to be following but if you are, you get a choice of one pair of circle lenses
-have fun!Extra:
I will be picking out a random winner on August 5th. I do ship internationally.
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.oh God
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