ladycatherines:

so syfy is premiering a new movie next week called sharknado 

i’ll just leave you with this 

sam-is-unamoosed:

i remember i used to watch bear in the big blue house everyday when i was little and he always does that smelling thing in the beginning and one time he sniffed and went ‘you smell like ham and cheese’ and i was eating a ham and cheese sandwich so i cried and never watched the show again  because i thought he could actually smell me

ishapoopyface:

I’m trying to study but ghandi keeps giving me the stanky eye

themysteryofgf:

Happy 4th of July!

Have fun and be safe on this day of independence and fireworks!

*Image by MoringMark*

if you spoil monsters u one more time w/ gifsets i will throw a pineapple at you

accio-bradfordbadboi:

We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

It also came with a little hat.

My cat hates me.

cyansonata:

a couple of months ago it was about 50% off, now it’s almost entirely free.

fake-drugs:

did I mention that I saw honey boo boo while on vacation and she looked at me

A LITTLE FLY JUST LANDED  ON MY SHOULDER AAH

HES MY FRIEND

HES MY LITTLE PARROT FLY FRIEND

EVEN THOUGH HES PROBABLY TAKING A SHIT ON MY SHOULDER HE’S MY LITTLE BUDDY

squidpuke:

kylaiajmaa:

I made traditional gender rolls.

some things are so clever that i have to stop scrolling to absorb all the stupid i feel.

happy america