partypatisinthehouse:

teamfree-assbutt:

partypatisinthehouse:

When you are walking down the street feeling very good with yourself and suddenly you see your reflection in a cars window and you really look like

that is fucking terrifying what it that

it’s a picture of me in the morning

my cat was watching regular show and she was being really cute and when i tried to take a picture she kept moving around really fast

“the internet musnt know my secret”

typette:

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

well I have this gorgeous Calvin Klein dark navy blue with silver trim dinner jacket from the 2011 winter collection, if you want to trade or whatever 

apogeesystem:

ochanomachi:

what the fuck are u trying to say

nightlifemingus:

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are…