one time i had a dream that i made out w/ this one substitute student teacher dude and it was the weirdest shit for the rest of the year

“i made out with you once tell me more about modern india”

my mom and dad are having sex i think and my dad is talking about how knock off fruit loops are just as good as ordinary fruit loops

tip: dont eat 4 year old fun dip thats been in a panty drawer for a while it will give u big stinky poopies

adriofthedead:

kylekammeyer:

Some parents just do it right. #dadoftheyear #aquabats #warpedtour

I can’t get over that Aquabats sleeve oh man

guys i found valentines candy from like 3 years ago and it was in a tiny trash can filled with my panties should i eat it i kind of still want to its yummy candy

pastelthief:

Christopher’s “Wow I have a lot of followers!” giveaway!

I have reached over 400 followers, and I want to do a giveaway yo.

What you get-

• Any wig from matchwigs.com
• A container of snazzaroo (any color) OR some sort of accessory for a character you want to cosplay (Rose’s knitting needles, Dave’s spinning records/shades, Eridan’s Scarf or wand) 

Rules!-

• You don’t have to follow me to enter, but if you do then I may throw in a little extra something ;D
• No giveaway accounts  (I will check)
• Please only reblog 4 times as the maximum uwu
• Likes count!

The giveaway ends August 20th! So you have lots of time to reblog and what-not. Have fun and good luck!

ask-the-guard-commander-pony:

ap0sen:

(( DO IT ))

[Out of boredom, I’ll draw Light as the troll associated with the color :D ]

dolldelight:

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