dovne:

im an adult

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

drparisa:

people who like my OCs

ohcorny:

weepinduo

zachariebutts:

when one of your friends has food

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

muutie:

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

your name is VAGINA SCHOOL and you really FUCKING HATE PERIODS

punkmonksteven:

common0courtesy:

I get what i want

Looks like we know what Victoria’s secret was. She wanted a duck.

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

sorry only tumblr premium members can search tags and see gifsets!

upgrade today!

askdemhomestucks:

rnightyena:

iM CHOKING ON MY OWN BLOOD