timecowboy:

Does anyone want to hire me to make a video game?

I PAINTED A HOMESTUCK AND I LIKE EVERYONES HORNS ARE BACKWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I PAINTED A HOMESTUCK AND I LIKE EVERYONES HORNS ARE BACKWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

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lost-quite-classically:
“ Found at a frat house: an alternative label for orange soda.
”

lost-quite-classically:

Found at a frat house: an alternative label for orange soda. 

i just realized that i wasnt wearing a bra for the whole goddamn day

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freshest-tittymilk:

the best of mandy

darksidebeatdown:
“ wasp33:
“ There are two types of squirrels
”
I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
XD
”

darksidebeatdown:

wasp33:

There are two types of squirrels

I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
XD

atropis:

My little brother took my fries and I’m on my period and I’m not ashamed to say I cried for a half hour straight.

cataquacks:
“ asktrickstertrolls:
“ pugsies:
“ PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways...

cataquacks:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.


Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

this honestly sounds like a fucking myspace bulletin but it’s ACTUALLY TRUE???

i have really dumb dogs so is there any way to dispose of them? Do you just like shoot the bottle with a bb and run away from the explosion?

yay gogogog mordecai

u did it

mountaindewmajesty:
“ i dont know
”

mountaindewmajesty:

i dont know