zarry:

i feel this on a spiritual level

hi mightybark *mightybark reblogs this*

remember when your friends actually liked you?

you are a silly little salamander.

(how the heck do you use sketchbook express)

we are ready

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

theductiletroll:

beatdown-strider:

roastedpepper:

happy easter, everyone!

this is legitimately distressing

we like pizza

phantasticdan:

lmprovident:

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.

Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

I WANT THIS WHY DIDNT GOD MAKE ME THIS WAY UGH

bootslots:

sherlockandmycroft:

undyingfunbrage:

justalittlefandomblog:

groovyreturns:

consultinggaytective:

tomlinsass:

I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift played on The Recorder

IM CRYING IS AIR ACTUALLY REAL OR

I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED THIS HARD AT A POST

I think this fits more to the feelings Taylor was feeling when writing this song

this sounds like a dying chicken

I think I busted an ear drum.

what