doctordonna10:

omgitsdarren:

gizsm:

iback58:

Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials

They can’t even eat or drink food right

FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING

Did the lady in the third gif have no nipples ._.

shes wearing a bra

I made a silly cat sweater!

steveholtvstheuniverse:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

my mom said that if this gets 1 notes i can quit school and become a country music star

guess who’s going on tour y’all

meulin-nyan:

onlytruemushroom:

ourmasteram:

tino-oxenstierna:

maple-butterflies:

sugarelixir:

edscutechibigirl:

riverwife:

cerescaress:

melpopenn:

the-midnight-blogger:

isisontheloose:

spatulapyrope:

ahmeebee:

vantitties:

jakeebubbles:

procrastinality:

A mechanical pencil has gone 8 inches through the lower lip of my mouth, thus passing through and leaving me with a hole there. I have a 51% chance of survival for some reason. (Maybe I’m panicking and will injure myself more?)

i get stabbed in the face somehow with a lord of the rings book and i have a 13% chance of survival

how can you get stabbed by a BOOK

i get stabbed in the face by a blanket, 8 inches deep and i have a 13% chance of survival.

what.

i got stabbed in the leg with a shirt, one inch deep and i have a 10% survival chance

how the hell

A tupper ware lid has pierced my finger two inches deep. I have 03% chance of survival.

A Cat In The Hat shirt has stabbed my left thumb eight inches deep. I have a 26% chance of survival.

I can’t believe Cat In The Hat killed me! D:

I got stabbed by a large coffe cup in my hand, the wound is 6 inches deep and i have a 65% chance of survival. I dont think i have a hand anymore.

Stabbed with my cellphone one inch deep 59% chance of survival

Stabbed in the temple 6 inches deep with my blue computer mouse…. 80% chance I will survive, but how damn embarrassing.

I got stabbed with my panties 10 inches deep in my forehead and I have a 13% chance of survival.

Stabbed in the nose 4 inches deep with a bed sheet…19% chance of survival.

I got stabbed in the forehead 11 inches deep with an ice pack and I have a 54% chance of survival.

I got stabbed in my forearm 2 inches deep with a cappuccino mug and I have a 12% chance of survival.

ive been stabbed in my finger with a rubber bracelet that went 4 inches deep and i have a 02% chance of survival

I’ve been stabbed in the chin with Harlan Ellison’s ‘Paingod and Other Delusions’, the cut is 1 inch deep and I have a %02 survival rate.

I’ve been stabbed 4 inches deep into my left leg with my sweatpants. I have a 69% chance of survival.

I’ve been stabbed by my shirt 1 inch deep into my wrist and I have a 52% chance of survival. 

I just got stabbed with my nepeta hat 4 inches deep into my foot with 15% chance of survival

such violence

last night was a nightmare when we were trying to make iron on shirts omfg

mom caught one of the papers on fire and we were doing it backwards for like 3 tries and i started flipping shit and we used up all of the iron paper

oops

gardariki:

Watch this whole GIF

i swear to god i cry at like everything and this kills me everytime

thattrollwiththehorns:

busofstruggle:

my-left-shoe-left-for-the-movies:

Reblog if you freaking remember this

OHHHH MYYYYY GOOODDDD

the earthbound music though

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rabioheab:

Best Insults To Use In Fight

• doodoohead
• nerd
• dingus
• you stink
• where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
• Diaper Man