also i actually want to give some cat dolls away!

idk how to send them though because i dont really know how to mail stuff to like zanzibar or wherever the heck you guys live hmm

i got the shirts for the transfers were making this happen

give me shirt ideas hmmm

they have to be witty or else its dumb to put them on a shirt

like no swaggie moo im a giraffe

llamaduckhat:
“ what the-
”

llamaduckhat:

what the- 

nekodirk:
“ ghostykitten:
“ Is this what warrior cats is about
”
basically yeah
”

nekodirk:

ghostykitten:

Is this what warrior cats is about

basically yeah

iTS EARS SAY DONG LOVE ON THEM I M GONNA PEE

WHAT IS THIS ????

my dad and i were at this local mexican restaurant place and he went over to one of those little coin machines and bought me a little toy and he was like here i think its a hello kitty and i opened it and its like a hello kitty bunny with a light up dick that he didnt even notice omfg

this is the best present i have ever received

i wanna have a giveaway ):


ill get like 5 notes everyone who gives this a note gets 1 cat stuffed animal

derseking:

derseking:

wowwie

DERSEKING’S 500 600 700 800 900 Follower Giveaway!


Wowwie!! I totally reached five hundred followers, and I want to do a giveaway! I don’t want to have too many rules, so I’ll keep it short.

1. No giveaway blogs! Sorry but it’s just not fair to have a bunch of different blogs that are the same person.

2. Must reblog by April 13th 2013!! That’s a bit less than a month, so get crackin’!

3. Reblog as much as you want, likes count too! Just try not to annoy your followers too much.

You can win two different packs, either choose pack 1 and get any pullover godtier hoodie of your choice and a sburb portal pendant! 

Pack 2 consists of any artprints from the whatpumpkin store for 15$ and any sized godtier tee!


Only my followers will receive the choice between the two things, and non followers will get the cheaper of the two. Followers also get two more secret items, revealed after the giveaway! ! These will vary depending on a dice roll, but they’ll be between a wig of your choice under 30$ and a couple other knick knacks, or something else from the whatpumpkin store under the same price.

Reblog and like quickly, cause there’s not much time!

-Lane

holy shit i got to 900

The Aquabats - Chemical Bomb

icantalwaysloveyou:

“Chemical bomb 
Chemical bomb 
Eyes melt, Skin explodes 
Everybody’s dead 
It won’t be long 
It won’t be long 
People gonna run around 
Losing their heads 
A river of blood 
Who’s gonna live? 
The earth is tired of human kind 
And I think this world 
Is gonna wash up in Hell…”


our cpr teacher is really mean and hes homophobic as shit and eehgh

he pretty much says dont do cpr on old people because theyre not as important as younger folks

i wanna say something really sassy back to him but like

he makes you do really embarrassing stuff if you “disrespect him”

and he makes fun of you because he cracks those dumb blonde jokes a lot on me hmm

and UGHHH

i do not like him no no