novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

pvtmichaeljcaboose:

hurpthederp:

evilplotting:

8oo:

pooljail:

I’M SERIOUS WATCH THIS SHIT ITS SO FUCKIN SURREAL

ITS SO BAD IM GONNA CRY I DOESNT

Dreamworks, I thought you changed…

OH BE QUIET THIS LOOKS CUTE YOU PEOPLE ARE PICKY AS HELL

^ exactly! kids movies are made for kids not picky teens or older!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gotta go fast

camelotbutts:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

thatsonofamitch:

Everyone go home, stop making music, stop whatever you’re doing.
This guy wins

The bit with the hips killed me.

oh

pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
image

booty booty booty

i want to paint something so that my school will like my art but paint is messy and i cant find a brush

can i paint with my ponytail like in that pantene commercial

i use pantene so i can paint with my hair now

i got spring break now theres no rules

freddybenson:

casualkarkat:

freddybenson:

who names their kid “pewdiepie” anyways? 

hiS NAME IS FELIX 

no its pewdiepie

every episode of scooby doo
guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
scooby: RAGGY
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy: zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
velma: uh oh
monster: boo
all: AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all: *laugh*
cadaverousgallant:
“ icetsuki:
“ COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
”
wake up america
”

cadaverousgallant:

icetsuki:

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

wake up america

thethespacecoyote:
“ ineloquentformalities:
“ forgottencastle:
“ I just realized
I’ve never shown you guys a pic with my kanaya guts on, so here!
”
Holy shit what.
”
I’m guessing it’s a mirror or something? Really cool man dang
”

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

forgottencastle:

I just realized
I’ve never shown you guys a pic with my kanaya guts on, so here!

Holy shit what.

I’m guessing it’s a mirror or something? Really cool man dang