kanaya-goddess-of-sass:

when I find myself in times of trouble

karkat vantas comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

WHAT THEE FUUUUUUUCK

salamanders are gross

how come whenever i get an animal book its always really disturbing ??

how could this happen to me ive made my mistakes

i got a book that lemony snicket wrote about aminals or something and theres a lot of salamanders in it and axolotls can grow their own heart back what the fucck 

????

also there is a blobfish hahaha

there was a spider in my toilet this morning so i pooped on it

snapersnot:

i tried doing something rosemary wise with a twilight book i found and i turn the page and thERES A FUCKING DEAD SPIDER

justcuzimsmarterthanyou:

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can i be benson from regular show like if theyre all homestuck im like get back to work u lazy trols

the question is

is there a pixel

yeah i think sooo

hold on uh

purple-inukshuk:

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

The milk one is me every morning XD

samaralex:

Seiji Mamiya

OH GOD IM SAD NOW BECAUSE LIKE ALL OF THE ANIMALS IN MY FAVORITE ANIMAL MOVIES WHEN I WAS LITTLE ARE DEAD AS SHIT