kelila:

knight-of-knives:

charles-strider:

smalltownfloridabelle:

I’ve been waiting for this to show up on my dash again, it’s been like 2 years wtf.

/screams/ 

hOLY FUCKING SHIT

Half these coincidences are superficial and hardly a coincidence. We elect a president only every four years, so of course years related to the presidents are going to be similar. It cycles through the same several numbers all the time.

Other coincidence are flat out false lies. …False lies… <—great mastery of my own language here.

The snopes article if you’re interested.

no this is

You used to be a god to me!

But God help me what could I do?

is this soft grung

creaturology:

tribute to the greatest Iron Man cosplay ever

sports:

THIS IS YOUR UNDER 4 TIMEOUT REMINDER!

It’s the most wonderful day of the year, Selection Sunday, and time is running short to send us your pitch for why you should be the official Tumblr-er for your team in the NCAA Men’s basketball tournament. To enter, send a note to NCAABB2013@tumblr.com; if selected, you’ll post about your team on sports.tumblr.com for as long as they stay alive in the tournament. 

Don’t forget to catch all the action at sports.tumblr.com!

Good Luck!
Tumblr Sports

sports

!!!!

mama-bird:

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

phhpppbbbbbthb:

uncannibal:

IT’S A PUPPEA OH MY GOSH

its a mameshiba you uncultured motherfucker

i just realized you all let me get away with accidentally saying tootpatse prince omfg

this is my favorite thing