if this gets 100,000 notes my life will end and i will become an eel and none of you will ever hear from me again and it’s all because you enjoyed a joke i made on the internet too much i really hope you’re all happy
were almost there
I WA SEARCHING THROUGH MY STUFF
AND I DON’T REMEMBER MAKING THESE
i remember these omg that was the best summer on tumblr dot com
Steve has been telling me for the past week and a half that he had a late Valentine’s Day surprise for me and I just got to his apartment and he blindfolded me and sat me down in front of this; a bouquet of roses, three 2L Mountain Dew bottles, a teddy bear that says “Te Amo”, Reese’s chocolate, and my personal favourite, Spider-Man Valentine’s Day cards, which also came with some rad temporary Spider-Man tattoos. I thought it was such a cute surprise already but then he handed me the pack of Valentine’s Day cards and said “that’s not all”. When I dumped out the cards, on every single card, scribbled in little chicken scratch writing were 68 things he loves about me.
I cried immensely. It’s the best gift I’ve ever received. I can’t stop smiling.
In case anybody is curious or needs an explanation, F.E.A.R stands for Focus Sash - Endeavor - Attack - Rattata. Try it out like this:
Enter a battle with any Pokemon (preferably a high-level Pokemon so that you’re more impressed) using your Rattata, equipped with a Focus Sash, as your starter. Use Endeavor. Because of its low level, the other Pokemon will attack first, leaving your Rattata with 1 HP (because of the Focus Sash). Rattata will then use Endeavor, which brings the enemy Pokemon’s health down to 1 HP as well. Then use Quick Attack, and watch your level 1 Rattata defeat a level 70 Lugia and gain like a zillion quadrillion experience points from it.
FUCK YEAH, RATTATA
Fuck, Joey.
