ew im going to wear my hair down in public for the first time in like a year

i just dont like how it feels i like to have ponytails and buns

because then your hair cant get in your food and stuff

also i have like really puffy hair eygh

puffwiggly:

Need some last-minute Valentines for your friends??  Look no further than these high-quality pigeon cards!  Made from the finest pictures I found on Google Images and this one website that was entirely pictures of pigeons (or so it claimed).

Guaranteed to elicit some sort of reaction!

if my friend is sick today im going to eat her candy i got her

u snooze u lose

bensonthegumballmachine:

uh i had a dream earlier that the new regular show season premiered and this is what happened 

nintendonut1:

giantskarobot:

Jimmy refuses to join in on the [ LAUGHTER ]

subs are the funniest thing all of the suddne

schrodingersvet:

bensonthegumballmachine:

I DID IT I DREW A TH InG

I couldn’t find the comics but i found one of my favorite things ever

collegehumor:

Snail Costume Labeled “Pile of Poop with Antlers.jpg”

This is going to be the hot costume this Halloween.

amanderptherandom:

Son of a DumbDumb: nevvzealand: TODAY I LEARNT SOME HAPPY ANIMAL FACTS IM SO SMILEY I…

nevvzealand:

TODAY I LEARNT SOME HAPPY ANIMAL FACTS IM SO SMILEY I WANT TO SHARE THEM

• COW HAVE BEST FRIENDS
• a group of flamingos is called a FLAMBOYANCE
• penguins only have one mate and they “propose” BY GIVING THEM A PEBBLE
• OTTERS SLEEP HOLDING HANDS SO THEY DONT FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH…