s3x-night:

sideponytailanimewife-blog-deac:

Trisha’s Breakdown

I CAN NOT FUCKING BREATH THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR HANDS DOWN I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS.

amanderptherandom:

Gluteous Maximus

god of booty, buns, and ba donk-a-donks

he sculpts everyone’s bootylicous rump

if he gets alot of notes i’ll make him a blog so you can ake him stuff

enjoy

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

thewildseaflower:

gaypher:

this would be a great phrase to teach a parrot

((JACQUE))

ohsonaomi:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT DEFINITELY WASN’T THIS

my cat Shiiba is such a piece of shit omg

i was playing with her and sometimes she likes to bite and scratch you when she’s playing so i was wearing an oven mitt and she was like wait and stared at me for a second and looked at my other hand that didnt have an oven mitt on it and bit that hand

why must you hurt me in this way

stunklegran:

AHAHAHAHAA

pyrozurket:

firebust:

thiinka:

when i see people saying they use ben nye face paint for troll cosplays and

I’M GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

Ben Nye the facepaint guy

aaah!

my cat was digging through my stuffed animals on my bed and she found found of her little catnip toys and picked it up like this one is mine and started playing with it omg baby

vinny is my baby omg