alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

image

did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

no i got the thing

the update thing

sobs

vaginaprincess69:
“ how it feels to chew 5 gum
”

vaginaprincess69:

how it feels to chew 5 gum

nietzscheisdead:
“  this is an example of a very efficient dog. it accomplishes the task of being a dog in a much smaller space than most while still retaining the defining features of doghood (which can’t be said of the chihuahua). again, very...

nietzscheisdead:

this is an example of a very efficient dog. it accomplishes the task of being a dog in a much smaller space than most while still retaining the defining features of doghood (which can’t be said of the chihuahua). again, very efficient dog. it can probably reach small spaces very easily

my friend omfg

shes like im not calling u fat because youre like super skinny but i dont understand why your butt is like the ultimate butt its like WOOOSH

thank u

rselice:
“ Finn the human. Snoop the Dogg
”

rselice:

Finn the human. Snoop the Dogg