shimmy-the-robot:

my aquabats folder is better than your aquabats folder

warpedlamp:

warpedlamp:

When you make a new friend over the internet.

When you try to make a new friend but don’t succeed.

tartarustower:

what u guys think i mean when i type “/hugs”

what i actually mean

ok i want a pet owl

his name will be skippy and he will be a majestic barn owl and he will fly around my room and eat my neighbors stupid yappy dog

and sometimes i will put little hats on him and be like skippy you are an owl you cannot wear a hat

peanutbutterandjamzee:

tin-pan-ali:

floof

I am this owl.

wratshit:

always reblog baby goats of demonic charm

g3twrecked:

u dont fukkin control me

starxapple:

starxapple:

my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen 

update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”  

skulleth:

hate-to-love-it:

aliquidstate:

nowimthevillain:

centauride:

i thinkt his is what’s missing in my life

I am scared of the future

2013 everyone

this is a spork

i dub it, a foon