BANANGEL INFO:
Little critters that grow from weird banana plants called “wannabees”. These guys can fly once they are ripe (yellow) and turn spotted and brown as they grow older. If you hated bananas before, you’re going to hate them even more because their flavor is intensified and sometimes even come in other flavors! (see the stripes: strawberry banana!)Banangels like to live in bunches/hives, even sleeping together in bunch form, snugging noses to keep warm. This is also how they identify each other. Each nose has a special smell and unique humming snore.
They all act like alcoholics unfortunately, ramming their “horn” onto things for no particular reason. The are insectivores (note the sharp teeth) and prefer to eat salty things.
A banangels life goes from verde (green young) to maduro (yellow adult) and as they grow old, spotty brown they burrow underground and cuddle with the others who reached adulthood to make another “wannabee”.
Note that some banangels can be stripped of their wings. Sometimes they’re seen with little flower and/or leaf halos.
Plantaingles are a cousin species!THIS SPECIES IS OPEN
I refuse to kill another dragon for as long as I play Skyrim
I was fighting this Blood Dragon when, in the middle of the fight, he just lands and stops fighting back. No matter how many times I shot him he wouldn’t move, he’d only watch me - it was the cutest thing.
I could run around him and jump on his tail and he’d just keep looking at me and tilting his head, it was so precious… he even let me run under his belly and he’d crane his neck to look at me upside-down… we are friends now…
How to Train Your Dragon 2: Skyrim
Dragon: Oh. Hey there human. How are you?
More like DragonBRO, amirite?
Fus roh d’aaaawwwwww…
Drive-thru invisible driver prank
> THIS IS WHAT A FRICKING PRANK IS ABOUT! Harmless, gives people a story for a fricking lifetime, brightens people’s day. So glad we got past those douchey pranks like fire in the hole.
> I’m glad to see a drive thru prank that doesn’t completely humiliate the employees.
> He should take one for the team and purposely get pulled over. I want a cop’s reaction.
> I lost it at the guy who kept opening and closing the window and turning around like when he turned back someone was going to be there. That was gold.
> That had greater reactions than I expected. Also… ‘REALLY’
> I wish he had’ve driven off more when they were looking.
> Black people reactions are the best.
> He should’ve gone for the “I’m a ghost” line more, that was hilarious.
OH SNAP
THIS JUST MADE MY WHOLE DAY



