riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

homestuckresources:

look how sophisticated that title is

i’m pretty sure most people know of all this, but there’s probably the odd thing that people don’t know about!

asteeppriceforpie:

NIMBASA CITY ARE YOU READY TO ROCK

i dont understand i just got like 4 followers

was it because of the dumb rainbow cupcakes

hi new followers

shimmy-the-robot:

ihascookies:

littleroseangel:

spacellamas:

gonna assume that everyone who scrolls right past this is named rick

are not Rick.WHERE ARE YOU RICK!!!!!???

we’re never gonna find this bastard.

 

Rick you little crud

I think Rick’s running around and deserting you. 

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