kingcheddarclausxvii:

How to swear like a gentleman five year old

me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
me: oh
thatonebritishkid:
“ tooraloora:
“ biteythevillain:
“ sephielya:
“ gecckkooo
”
JESUS
”
Ain’t no one messes with a gecko.
Ain’t no one.
”
Cresties are the best
”

thatonebritishkid:

tooraloora:

biteythevillain:

sephielya:

gecckkooo

JESUS

Ain’t no one messes with a gecko.

Ain’t no one.

Cresties are the best

bark bark bark

bark bark bark

wait why did the file get so big omg
bandwagonfullofeevees:
“ IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT ON MY FRIDGE
BECAUSE GODDAMNIT PARENTS JUST BECAUSE THE ONLY INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS YOU HEAR ABOUT ON THE NEWS ARE THE ONES WHERE SOMEONE WINDS UP AS A FLESH SUIT DOESN’T MEAN THERE CAN’T...

bandwagonfullofeevees:

IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT ON MY FRIDGE

BECAUSE GODDAMNIT PARENTS JUST BECAUSE THE ONLY INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS YOU HEAR ABOUT ON THE NEWS ARE THE ONES WHERE SOMEONE WINDS UP AS A FLESH SUIT DOESN’T MEAN THERE CAN’T BE ONES THAT ARE LIKE NORMAL AND HEALTHY AND EVERYTHING

starxapple:

homestuckmofo:

does-anything-matter:

teeniero:

i am literally crying about how funny this gif is with this song omfg

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i thought this was one of those things hipsters post or whatever but it’S A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THING HOLY FUCK 

it geTS FUNNIER AS THE SONG GOES OMG

LMAO OH MY GOD AHHAHFASA FKAS;LFKA;

strawberrycum:
“ 100% done rn
”

strawberrycum:

100% done rn

a-real-life-shark:

Trying to play catch with an egg

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