mister-comedy:

My favorite color

simsgonewrong:

I left him alone for two minutes. And when I looked back, my sim Ronald Knox was riding the horse around town, backward, in his underwear. He stayed that way until I told him to dismount!

wtf now what am i supposed to

eridick-amporna:

Rugrats gets deep.

deathpunkq:

riddlemeroxy:

sweetfemaleuke:

collaredginger:

dictatorcat:

ironicallyemo:

BFF: Pitch
otro significantivo: North - works cuz im an alphamegamiac, who lieks em bigger
1st Kiss: Tooth - Ex-Beard
c-blocked by: Sandy
has a crush on moi: bunny (fuck yes)
enemy: Tooth - Pissed off cuz she was a beard

Best Friend: Sandy

Significant Other: Bunny (HGN)

First Kiss: Pitch   ( w at)

Cockblocked by: Jack Frost (go figure)

Has a crush on you: Bunny  (THIS HAS GONE WELL)

Enemy: Sandy  (nooo o oo …why he my enemy now.)

Best Friend: Sandy ( asdfghjyay<33 )

Significant other: Bunnymund ( FUCKING SCORE)

First Kiss: North ( hmm…can’t say I’m NOT ok with this)

Cockblocked by: Tooth ( aww cmon Tooth!)

Has a crush on you: Tooth (oh now it makes sense)

Enemy: Jack ( well shit)

BF: Jack! (YES!!!! We are gonna fly together!)

Significant Other: Tooth Fairy (Cool, cool….I totally agree with that^^)

First Kiss: Jack (*fangirl squeel* >u<)

Cockblocked by: Tooth Fairy (Okay, I know you like him and all. But, you best ta go!)

Crush on You: Sandy (Awwww! How cute!)

Enemy: Santa (…..Oh s***…..)

Best Friend: North (Alright Okay. That makes sense. Two creative people with the mind of a child.)

Significant other: Sandy (Well I have Insomnia so… Opposites Attract? I guess?)

First Kiss: Sandy (No Way)

Cockblocked By: Jack (god, Jack. You’re such a third wheel I can’t even. Ugh)

Has a Crush on You: Tooth (WHY? I have Horrible Teeth)

Enemy: Pitch (“Did you ever consider that you guys hate each other so much because you’re so alike?” “NONONONOSHUTYOURFACE”)

My first kiss was Jack

but I was cockblocked by Jack…

YOURE AN ASSHOLE JACK.

BFF: Tooth ehehe

Significant Other: Sandy hot a what

First kiss: Tooth yoooooo

Cockblocked by: Tooth what

Has a crush on you: Jack omg im ultimate senpai

Enemy: Pitch wow so original

theblackship:

jingledrops:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

“When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler…”I’m gonna slice your nanner” and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life.”

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

edsfantasyworld:

I had bad days

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