I WAS JUST PLAYING AND MY SIM WAS SLEEPING WHEN A HORSE RAN AT MY HOUSE AND SOMEHOW GOT INSIDE (didn’t go through the door!) AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND ITN STAYED THERE AND COULDN’T GET OUT AND I WAS FREAKING OUT HOW DID IT EVEN GET IN THERE? THEN IT PEED IN THE KITCHEN AND I HAD TO TAKE DOWN SOME WALLS TO GET IT OUT IT WAS SO WEIRD
idk if anybody thought of this but you know what
if hs music is ever put on a CD
and im in charge of making the design on the actual cd at that pointin that hypothetical situation, heads up im honestly just goonna
ok
“Equius is so weird!” said the Homestuck fan as the troll who has the strength to put someone through a steel wall does nothing but protect his moirail and provide a pair of legs for a lowblood cripple and a new arm for the meanest troll of all and spends the entire story trying to protect everyone and doesn’t hurt a fly.









