ssconcussion:

kankirii:

boogihci:

baconspook:

robertpaulson:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

Wha..

i’m cry

omfg

best joke ever

life is hard

what have i done

sistier:

grandiosemelody:

i was looking up halloween costumes and

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

dodostab:

brave cosplay

if yu had tha chance ta cheenge ya faet

woojehr

ofdarklands:

browneyedcunt:

jillstrif:

heyfunniest:

Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuffyou use all of them though

MY HEART

doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it. also, liam, you’ll probably like this.

#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what the fuck are you doing with your life

connuh:

baby you light up my world like nobody else

floodimoo123:

animeswaggie:

basedmanga:

stop being tsundere and eat the fuckkin pizza

she cant shes stuffed

She can’t she’s stuffed.

lyracanthrope:

I saw something on my dash that made me sad but this made me feel better.