Heh, a lizard...
Im a salamander you poopface
Anonymousthe way i remember the difference between you’re and your is when i imagine a bunch of old ladies going yoU’RE APPROVED TODAY and then im like thats not ur cat
i should be an english teacher when i grow up
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”
