patrollin4bolin:

ingebutt:

imabagginsofbagend:

gattackattack:

onestrangenovelist:

thatgirlwithdolls:

loathsomerainbow:

peanutsareforpussies:

dreaming-about-the-fuhrer:

andrastes-tits:

idunwin:

maid-of-kokoros:

space-cops:

cocontus:

bye forever left boob

just cut the corner of my desk off

would’ve done it on my own eventually tbh

there goes my crotch..

My leg

I have become feferi

my right arm is gone, and I also disembowel myself

(I was leaning it across my right arm against my stomach)

I just destroyed my printer

I have become eridan

goodbye legs from the thighs down

just cut my head off whoops

I didn’t actually cut anything because…. it was hanging over the side of my bed in a way that it would have hit nothing.

wow, i’m boring.

NOOO THE WARM CARROT CAKE MY NEIGHBOR JUST BROUGHT OVEERRRRRRRRR

welp there goes the arm of the couch

I WAS SCRATCHING MY NECK THIS ISNT FUNNY

i was propping my hand up on my desk VRRRRRRR

gforcetrademark:

I can’t help but wonder what it’s gonna be like when I start driving to conventions in cosplay

bagguss:

found this gem attached to a pet in the pound omg

sweetmcgurran:

spottypants:

gijinkas:

various animated films by pixar. 

i missed this so much

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH YEY

oooh i really like the wall-e ones

justanotherdork:

thelizardisfriendly:

adriofthedead:

vchrisi:

wait something’s off about the DeviantART one

there we go

I’ve rebloged this before but it just got better.

Yup this one improved

superboysandtheirtoys:

lost-girl-pip:

renirabbit:

This is my kid and she is 5

She wanted to take hulk with her to school today, and she was so happy that i took her pic. she loves avengers, she watched the movie multiple times, and she always asks me for their action figures, especially from Black widow and Iron man but  unfurtunally She only got the Hulk one that was from her older  cousin  (not only because  i´m broke but also i cant find any black widow anywhere)  but thats not why i´m really freaking mad…..

As soon as she got to the school her teacher looked at her, and with wide eyes and a disgusted voice and said

You, with a Hulk doll? well that is surprising

so i immediately stepped in and asked the teacher to please pay attention during play time, because i didnt want her to have a hard time with the boys,

after i picked her up the teacher told me that everything went ok.  that my baby had gave the toy to the boys and went to play something else.. that struck me as really weird, because Nico was really exited about playing with her friend and his Capitan america. so on the way home i asked what happened 

They took him away and didnt let me play with them because i´m a girl, they also tripped me so i fell during P.E, but i didnt see who did it. 

She also told me that the teacher did nothing, not even when she fell and cried….

But the worst part is that she spent 40 minutes back home hugging her hulk and giving it kisses and telling me how she didn’t want to take it again to school because she didn’t want her friends to be mean and take it away again,  but my heart really broke  when she asked me

Could you please take care of him tomorrow when i will be at school?

 he is brave but i don’t want him to be alone

Now we will sit to watch Avengers again with a bucket of pop corn and the hulk.  but i know that it will be a long long time before i manege to convince her that she doesn’t have to hide the fact that she loves these heroes, and that the problem is with the other boys not with her. 

This story will be heard, dammit.

Brb beating up a kindergarten teacher

dearscarlet:

Dear Scarlet,
Today our roommate, Ashley, made you a hardboiled egg.  She made the mistake of giving it to you when it was still warm, without taking the shell off. You made quick friends with it and refused to eat it. When it dropped to the ground and cracked you had a bit of an emotional breakdown. I told you it would be ok and that we’d make another. We boiled another egg and drew a little face on him. You named him Trevor. A few hours later, Trevor also met his untimely death. I thought you were going to die right along with him. You were bawling on my chest when I suggested we have a funeral. We went out into the backyard and dug a small hole. We found a rock to put on the gravesite and picked a little flower from the bush. You, of course, decided that Engine Driver by The Decemberists would be the perfect funeral song. We sat around his grave and held hands. We closed our eyes and swayed around a little as it played. After that I decided we should probably say a few words about Trevor. When I asked you what the best part about him was you said, through tears, “his mommm” meaning yourself. I tried my hardest not to chuckle. Later we walked to the gas station and you saw a giant rock, it was some sort of neighborhood marker or memorial, I don’t know. You looked at it and said, “That must have been a huge egg!” So clever, always. I love you, my compassionate little egg momma. 

cubieheheh:

I thought that was a happy jello with a hat

the icings kinda dripping everywhere though i forgot to wait for it to cool haha

also my real kitty is all curled up in all my blankies he did it himself EEHHEE

babbbbby

he’s scared of this storm outside its really bad and it’s been going on for like 3 days fun fun fun

i’m a little scared too though. There’s a big tree next to our house that looks like it’s gonna fall on our house and our internet keeps cutting out. ; o ;