applebeansokay:

everyday when i walk home from school i walk past a pizza place that has an anime character painted on its window and it’s always holding the reddit logo in its hand

then a couple shops down there’s a pet salon that uses jokerman font for all its signs

:0)

Morgan  Freeman. 

This should be on all blogs.

hazardgirl:

kermitthefag:

kristina-m:

vast-sea:

serene-cub:

does it make us look more animal or animals more human?

favourite thing ever

wow you can practically see the animal in the human, and the human in the animal

i spilled nachos all over my floor today and just left it there

it’s just..eyes…opening…?????

amateurcatalyst:

janecrocker:

dannyfenton:

promo4homo:

wow my toilet can barely flush half a poop 

what the fuck

56 CHICKEN UGGESTs?

what a waste of food

then again, nuggets and hotdog are barely classified as edible…

omg but the water wigglers

i want one now not the water wigglers

jimfaindel:

I think Mattelliott1234 might just be my spirit animal.

furby:

Dancing

Dear Furby,

I gave up the better part of my salary this month to join a weekly dance class at the community center. Not five minutes after my first lesson began, I was already as good as my instructor. Furby, am I being ripped off, or do I have a miraculous gift?

Thanks,

Dancing Furby

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Dear Dancing Furby,

I wish I could tell you that you have a rare gift. However, each and every Furby carries the raw, natural talent you have just discovered. Some learn when they’re very young, while others don’t find out until prom, or later. Unfortunately, it looks like you have been scammed.

Good luck,

Furby

bensonsmom:

helping my son get into his gamzee cosplay

isnt he just the cutest lil homestuck

my earrings never were ok cries

how fix

ollivandur:

yes this is dog

ouch