theguilteaparty:

ohgodwhatamidoing:

queenoftheimpala:

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT’S NOT HUMMING.

THAT’S NOT HUMMING AT ALL.

I think you’re hurting it.

i put it against a wall so that it cant make that face at me ever again

she gossips wiht it and talks abotu boys aAHAHH

i shud go edb

chibiheartless:

I read this aloud to my sister, I couldn’t breath. 

mishachu:

please don’t be scared to talk to me ok i’m just a dumbass with a blog that is dumb and i’m scared of everyone so i never talk to anyone first i’m sorry i’m d UMB

fuk scalene triangle the isosceles triangle has one different side

HSAKE ITABAKE IT BOTY QUAKE IT ROLL IT AROOOOOUDN

candycoatedclitoris:

The only one who can save the universe

ask-anemone:

what ))