when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP

it will say VIP

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oh yeah the other day i dropped an old assignment that had already been done and this girl picked it up and wrote “im so fresh u can suck my nuts” aLL OVER IT AND HANDED IT BACK TO ME WITH THIS BIG GOOFY GRIN OMFG


i would like act like they were my friends kinda

it was creepy ye but they were all like tamagotchi characters and like pokemon and spongebob and such like you know characters and i would have adventures with them under my bed

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when i was like 8 i actually had a big box full of stickers i didn’t know what to do with

then my mem gave the box to my cousin because she was like sabana u dont even use them ur cousin peebee has a whole scrapbok she culd use these 4

and i was like noo

neocola:

I NEVER USE ANY STICKERS I GET BECAUSE ITS LIKE OH GOD I CAN ONLY USE THIS STICKER ON ONE THING BEFORE THE STICKINESS IS LOST FOREVER WHAT DO I PUT THIS ON OH NO FUCK LIKE OH MY GOD STICKERS ARE JUST WAY TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME

timecowboy:

A - Z 

orlathewhale:
“ ejacutastic:
“ hey leave those trees alone
” ”

orlathewhale:

ejacutastic:

hey leave those trees alone

(via amnemonic)

bronycurious:

My new alarm.

omfg i thought this was gone forever