vivalawanker:

IM IN THE DRESSING ROOM TRYING ON A DRESS AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I FORGOT THE RINGER WAS REALLY LOUD SO MY PHONE SAID “HEY THIS IS RYAN ROSS FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO” AND THE GIRL IN THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT TO MINE FUCKING SQUEALS AND SAYS HEY RYAN I AM HERE OMG I THINK SHE’S OUTSIDE WAITING SOS SOS

breadraptor:

i love trying to sing multiple parts of dr horrible

A MAAAN’S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAAAN’S GOTTA DO are you kidd sEEEEMS DESTIN what heist were you watchi ME SAVIN’ YOU stop looking at her like that WHEEEN YOU’RE THE BEST YOU CANT did you notice that he threw you in the garbage? THERE’S ASS NEEDS KICKING SOME TICKING  i stopped the van, the remote control was in my hand!! thE ONLY DOOM THAT’S LOOMING IS YOU LO-WHAAAAATEVER—SO PLEASE GIVE ME A SEC TO CATCH MY BREATH.

have to wake up early tomorrow get bluhd take

don’t want

no

hippiebones:

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up

elixiroverdose:

shooti:

holy shit dude you’re not supposed to notice that

the cornerstone of my childhood

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

porrim-imporium:

do u want a bunny motherfucker

im not igivng u an OPTION

dOES IT LOOK LIKE IM JOKING 

nO

porrim-imporium:

no stop

porrim-imporium:

hey there lil mama would u like a bunny

what is this