and he fUKIN WORE IT FOR THE WHOLE PERIOD OMFG I WAS CRYING

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for.

I am ~fashion~

and in that moment, I swear we were infinite

ACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAM

SHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONS

I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

PLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS

FUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW IT

shaleimp:

whenever teachers say offensive things in class i look at the door because i want a social justice blogger to kick it down and scream STOP RIGHT THERE, ASSHOLE and then pick me up and take me away from school forever

dolcecrossing:

GOOD. YOU CAN PUT THE FIRE OUT WITH YOUR TEARS

hanoodles:

You’d be surprised how often this happens

ALTERNATE VERSION

boobietouch:

when will my reflection show

who i am inside

nepetaquest:

HEY GUYS I WANNA SHARE SOME SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT INFO WITH Y’ALL

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avalar:

I love this guy so much

adventuretime:

The Notorious Pup Gang

Buncha bad apples. Concept by Jesse Moynihan, design by Michelle Xin.

sweetlynumb:

I have issues with putting my imagination on paper…