ifellasleeponmyarm:

i could really use a slice of pizza and a hug right now

I cant hug you though because I AM pizza

but i will sit on your face is that okay ; v ;

shavingryansprivates:

GOTTA GO FAST

the second one makes me giggle like a hORSE OMFG cutie

dippernevercamebackfromtacobell:

Looks like there’s a sequel.

IM

anxiousmonster:

trublionne:

ragefaceasian:

임신?! O__O

[[From the latest Adventure Time episode: Lady and Peebles]]

OMG THIS IS GREAT LMAO

HAHAHA AWW

bunnymanders:

i wanted a lil bat/raffles crossover icon and i think ive found it

coinincident:

laikasgapingtoothspace:

coinincident:

laikasgapingtoothspace:

scabitha:

coinincident:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR TF2 SCHOOL…

Is that a Veggie Tales clock?

is that a man’s decapitated head

I don’t know where you’re seeing that, maybe you’re seeing the doll? “My Twin”, I got it when I was like 10 or 12, it looks like me when I was younger

there’s like a head or something across from the clock and it’s sCARING ME CRIES

This thing maybe?

that’s the doll I mentioned lol

that’s not a doll that’s a dEMON RUN

ifellasleeponmyarm:

cadetsandkings:

that was me

thank

mac or pc? sry i use barbie 

On Thursday I get my lower back tooth pulled up because it’s stuck in my gums I THOUGHT THEY WERE DONE WITH THIS NO

Also I have to go to school after I get the tooth pulled and do laps in the pool for gym class THEY DRUG ME THO I’M GOING TO LIKE SWIM INTO A WALL AND DROWN

I hope I get to go home and write really weird stuff on my tumblr instead while i’m drugged omg

But then on Friday I have to get my BLUGHD TAKEN BECAUSE THEY’RE TESTING ME FOR SOME ANEMIC DISEASE OR SOMETHING CRIES

WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY