Actually Star Butterfly

if i get 100 followers i will have a giveaway

Except i dont have anything cool that i cant get rid of lol

okay how about a pair of goggles a used tissue and a my little pony from mcdonalds yes

whats in the box max
our parents ashes

How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work

How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

i don’t want to go to school I want to go to COOL

m4ge:

heyitspj:
nintendoggystyle:
“pregnancy now begins 2 weeks before conception”
everyone is pregnant
even me?
especially you

THERE IS A PAIR OF PANTIES STUCK ON TOP OF MY LAMP AND THEY ARE NOT MINE

I’M SCARED TO TOUCH IT WHOS PANTIES ARE THESE CHRIST

a-group-of-children:

my dog has taken over my bed….what should i do?

askmarshallleevampire:

thetinygenius:
hiddlestonedalldayandnight:
iwasneverbroken:
kelsey-paige:
ilistenedin:
leetakeuchi:
Reblog if you understand this..
Lord have mercy on you if you dont.
If she doesn’t understand this, she’s too young for you, bro.
^this
omg nostalgia
YESSSS!
And the memories come back <3
….when you were a kid….
((AAA THE NOSTALGIA! I loved that!))
FAIRY ODDPARENTS!!! yea right! *turns into lemonade or watev*

theregginator:

my spanish teacher has a pinata of mordecai in her classroom

tennesseantraditions:

teenytangledaddiction:
“The brief was to portray Disney princesses enjoying a little tea party but they all had to be portrayed the same age as their respective movies (for example Snow White would be 75 years old, Aurora 53, Belle 21, Rapunzel 2 etc). ”
ok that’s actually pretty cool