theweemonster:

rosalarian:

In Arizona, the phrase “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch” will be outlawed and replaced with “Chickens are considered hatched two weeks before they’re laid.”

Oh god help me this is so accurate why do I live here

20-percent-uglier:

I really like the colors he chose for his OC. The clash perfectly for my style.

20-percent-uglier:

DANG. I’m so sorry for now posting anything in so long. I promise to do at LEAST one thing per day now. To make up for that absence, have some Sherlock ponies.

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

Edmund’s still embarrassed about everyone seeing his wee wee gosh Edmund get it together

omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

squishu:

tavrossexual:

i dont get why food and shit is so expensive like iTS SOMETHING I NEED IN ORDER TO FUCKIGN LIVE AND YOU’RE MAKING ME PAY FOR IT

:CCC