simsgonewrong:

So when I was playing my sims I realized I hadn’t seen my cat in a while and…well, apparently while I’d had my back turned he’d swam across the ocean. Every time I tried to send him home it wouldn’t work, so I had the social worker come get him before his needs got low so they wouldn’t accuse me of neglect and take the horse too.

simsgonewrong:

Mr. Reaper may you please put my cat down please

verticalvest:

be like the spongebob

simsgonewrong:

That’s a lovely jacket! What’s it made out of?

SKIN.

gunzerker:

i fix

i fix call of duty

wartortois:

This was literally the creepiest fucking show and I always wanted to hang myself when my cousin watched it.

ANIME VEGGIE TALES I AM DONE

OMFG IS THERE LIKE A VEGGIE TALES FANDOM OR SOMETHING IM CRYING

NO THANK YOU

I THINK THESE THINGS ARE WORSE THAN PORN I AM dONE

SO I LOOKED AND I DIDN’T FIND ANYTHING YET BUT I FOUND THIS OMG

THERE IS NO ESCAPE