smallear:

a warrior cat named morningwood

creaor of shrek made

go see good movie

Plus it closes in like 20 minutes we’d get there and they’d lock us in

not like that’s a bad thing tho free chocolate

zurrr:

i found a nick magazine in the bookcase and there was this spongebob manga thing in it

I REMEMBER WHEN THERE WERE ONLY LIKE TWO OR THREE ADVENTURE TIME OC GROUPS

AND IN THE COURSE OF LIKE EIGHT MONTHS THERE’S LIKE fUCKING aNIME AT OCS CAFE GROUP OR SOME SHIT LIKE

WTF

cries

benedictcumberbatch:

shutupmerlin:

Took my boys to a fair the other day and there was a vagina jumping castle 

I thought they wouldn’t notice because they are only 7 + 8

But after I took this photo, he came crawling back up, screaming

And I was like ‘GEORGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING???’ 

And he goes ‘Giving birth to myself’ 

I laughed so hard I cried 

I’m sorry, this just has to be on my blog forever

justin-timberfuck:

This is 9-year-old me at a friend’s sleepover man were we slammed.

And then I exploded because we were backstage for like 7 hours I’m not kidding omfg

timecowboy:

Perhaps.