locksandglasses:

thesweatergirl:

once-was-the-hostess:

ikebukuros-holiday:

flutterin-like-a-pro:

octypus:

swagstardash:

the-11-doctor:

storiesfromstormcage:

jennytimelady:

the-golden-rose:

restore-my-honor:

idek0219:

ask-kid-mako:

wingedgirl-herdarkside-andafairy:

naruko-uzumaki-ramens:

ofroyalbloodwolfe:

//A ipad? Hmm i doubt that will do any good xD

// a stuffed bear i dont think soo XDD

roast chicken on a plate and tray

wow i’m so fucked

a fucking shoe, awesome

a lamp….perfect

a plant…. YES

A pair of chop sticks…maybe

A glass bottle, i have a weapon

A diary, great I can give them a paper cut 

An airer.. nice..

Knives

Literally a rubber duck. Shit.

i picked the wrong time to not be in my dad’s bedroom with a laptop near the swords

a book

Sunday newspaper

A pillow…

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

A pair of headphones…

I CAN CHOKE PEOPLE WITH THEM SO YEAH PROBABLY!

a tablet

omfg i could like

bash in someone’s head with it

or i could like

hack into the big dome thingy and draw little pictures on the thingy when people die

like little penises n devil horns n shit

tahnoswife:

people who can write and draw

super-ethical:

pleaSE HELP ME FIND MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

askmarshallandgumbutt:

buena1990:

danjor-danger:

I don’t know how many people actually watched “Cats Don’t Dance” when they were kids, but I’m just gonna put this here. 

OH SHIT

HOLY FUCK.

I LOVED THAT MOVIE.

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kiddblink:

so when do i get my license

pleatedjeans:

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mobsterkingdumb:

gravity-falls-conspiracies:

Thanks for helping this blog get to 1000 followers. You guys are amazing and I’m truly humbled.

i am sO DONE