clyde no

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M REALLY NERVOUS. WILL COLLEGE BE SCARY?

NO, HONEY. IT WILL BE WONDERFUL. WITH THE MONEY WE SAVE WE’RE GOING TO PAINT THE LIVING ROOM AND REFINISH THE DECK. DAD WANTS TO TURN YOUR ROOM INTO AN OFFICE SO HE’S GOT SOMEWHERE TO WORK. I’M GOING TO TAKE SOME ART CLASSES AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER. ONCE THAT’S DONE, THE JOHNSONS SAID WE CAN USE THEIR CABIN FOR A WEEK OR TWO, SO THAT SHOULD BE REALLY NICE. IT’S RIGHT BY THE OCEAN. THEN WE WERE THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOME NICER FURNITUR-

I MEANT FOR ME. WILL COLLEGE BE SCARY FOR ME?

OH. I DON’T KNOW. PROBABLY.

fiyhi:

thefrogman:

Curiosity flrblrgrlblflrbl’d the cat. 

the cat is me

wait Lane why were you looking at lockpick porn

i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back

Click this paragraph if you want a blog to make you laugh.

problemsleuth:

when bad roleplayers send u asks

vomiyt:

this was the most uncomfortable experience in my life

evil plot don’t look

pewdiepiecomments:

clarri:

iambillpardy:

helpihavedementia:

OMFG

LITERALLY UNABLE TO CAN

SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A WEBCOMIC OF HOMESTUCK

pewdiepiecomments:

Poetry 

ashbensos:

who the fuck designed this though

like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH