ambiguousintentions:

A birthday card I made for my cousin.

I am a good cousin.

raindrawsart:

striders-kneehigh-socks:

I open up the chat to message you
type hi
erase it
laugh to myself
and close the tab
im done omg 

me right now

and pretty much all the time

I went to go get movies with my bubber and I got two followers wow cool

So I got Dan VS and Horton hears a who yeah

i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence 

pardonmybloomers:

torment-is-romantic:

oh my god!

that piano is chocolate THAT PIANO IS CHOCOLATE I MUST EAT IT

cumdropbuttons:

IS THAT SPONGEBOB COMING OUT OF THE BOTTOM CABINET?!  

WHO FUCKS UP MY KITCHEN AND POSSESSES ME

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FILLED WITH HELLSPAWN AND DEMONS IS HE

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matt’s friend is a cunt omg

txtsfromthebattletram:

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Whenever I’m sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches…