loki-s-army-at-221b:

demonfancypants:

it should be for a low cost because some of us are poor

no they should pay you to get in

no thank u

askgianellatheshapeshifter:

masterarrowhead:

ms-bei-fong:

masterarrowhead:

nerdgirlsworld:

haveyouseenmyhonor:

gross—sobbing:

iforgottarrlokthedoor:

confectioneryaficionado:

iflywithhedwig:

IFLYWITHHEDWIG’S ULTIMATE TUMBLR DASHBOARD WORKOUT LIST!!!!!!!!!

Omfg just by Homestuck alone I’d be ripped within like a week, maybe less.

^this

I won’t be counting tumblr savior’d posts, but I might try this….

EDIT: nopenopenope accumulated 30 push-ups on first page abortabort

I’m gonna try this.

what the hell are v-ups

I have no clue

but omg

this would be a never ending workout

or at least it would be never ending squats for me and my dash

((I feel like I’m the only one who knows what v-up are

it is when you lay flat on your back then lift your legs and upper body up at the same time forming a v shape

I’m not good at explaining

but now I’m just gunna leave)) 

oh my god… that sounds painful.

just…

((Is this some sort of death wish?))

i’m wearing skinny jeans i don’t wanna do this right now my hot butt might break my pants :CCC

mrperson95:

timelordsofgallifrey:

this is the single most terrifying picture ever

AUTONS HAVING A JOLLY TIME

DEAR GOD THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE HAS NO ARMS

SWEET JESUS THEY TOOK HIS ARMS

the girl in the blue is missing her whole left wrist

ifellasleeponmyarm:

here you go celeste 

onedirectionoutfitsofficial:

Story:

Josh’s dinner dates were always a bit weird as you learned for the past 2 years you’ve been dating him: after dinner, he always took you to do something more than spontaneous. Last time, you got matching tattoos and the first time he took you to the Zoo, in the middle of the night. Yep, odd. But you also loved it, since he always tried his best to impress you. You just moved in with him, and you two went celebrating it over a dinner date. He took you to your favourite restaurant and after dessert, he suddenly said ‘We are going on the beach for a walk after I pay.’. You looked surprised and started to whine ‘But…Josh! I’m wearing heels babe!’ you looked at him with a begging face. He smiled and suddenly took your pair of converse from under the table ‘No worries, babe. I am always prepared!’ you rolled your eyes and started changing your shoes. He finally payed and you left the restaurant, holding each others hips. ‘You know that I hate you right?’ you sighed, letting your head rest on his shoulder ‘I know.’ he smiled giving you a kiss.

yeah sure wear a mustache to a date that’s a great idea

I swear to god the first time i saw this i thought it said kissing contest omg

also how do i even answer this