bye

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
tommypom:
“ Guess who’s birthday it is? IT’S MINE!! Hope you all have a beautiful weekend!
Your now grown up pal,
Tommypom
”

tommypom:

Guess who’s birthday it is? IT’S MINE!! Hope you all have a beautiful weekend!

Your now grown up pal,

Tommypom

kitkaloid:
“ i got a cat yesterday but i think he’s broken
”

kitkaloid:

i got a cat yesterday but i think he’s broken

im not srry

im not srry

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

dogidog71490:

movetothemusic:

katara-that-waterbender:

i-loaf-jhutch:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

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Doctors remove spider hiding in woman’s ear canal

fuckyeahnightmares:

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A woman who went to China’s Changsha Central Hospital complaining of itching in the left side of her head was told by doctors that the source of irritation was a spider that had been living in her ear canal for five days.

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