vastderp:

turntechshadekid:

contenthooker:

i haven’t laughed like this in a while

whEEZE

i laughed so hard that i feel like i might LITERALLY throw up. oh my god. oh my god.

lesbiancrawford:

a man walks into a bar

amanderptherandom:

missmodelt:

No words needed.

I like the shading on her upper lip.

aishaneko:

fatassmcnotits:

trickstersgambit:

ellensama:

changchoo:

evaupallnight:

remotecomics:

gdfalksen:

In August 

It’s the Perseid meteor shower, kind of a big deal guys.  Look towards the big dipper for the highest concentration of meteorites.

Ajsjsjsksusjakwi

Excited about this.

/geek

Omg yaaaayyyyyy

Eeeee!!

please tell me I’m not the only one who wants to get cosplayed up to go watch this.

Oh FUCK YEAH

omg my birthday ;A; This would have been super cool to see but I live in a place that gets little to no starlight —- I doubt I’ll be able to see meteors :C

catbountry:

demoburd:

I pictured this dog flying through a man’s chest, with a massive trail of blood behind it.

Like this?

skylinesandturnips:

i’m that one friend at sleepovers who always questions the meaning of life at 3am

omfg yes

do you want me to like

uh

make the thing or wha

like i can upload the video without the audio first or something

adriofthedead:

ssconcussion:

franticshipper:

TWO OF THEM IN A ROW

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

THERE ARE TEARS

Tumblr: Where No One Can Come Up With A Joke By Themselves

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, HEY. 

NO, IT’S NOTHING SERIOUS. JUST KIND OF POOPED. NEEDED A BREAK FROM THE OFFICE. I ALREADY CALLED IN. 

I’M JUST GOING TO STAY IN AND CATCH UP ON GIRLS. MAYBE DO SOME LIGHT BLOGGING.

HOW ABOUT YOU? ANY EXCITING PLANS TODAY?